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zackisontumblr:

i panic a little when i see posts with a lot of notes that i don’t understand

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confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

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molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

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"Whisper a dangerous secret to someone you care about. Now they have the power to destroy you, but they won’t. This is what love is."
— Welcome to Night Vale (via leepace)
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nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

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ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

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groovyviewbie:

flightlessbird-americananchor:

saucegay-uchyeehaw:

crosspin:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

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what is going on in this post

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Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob 

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ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

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deadliestduck:

did anyone do this yet

deadliestduck:

did anyone do this yet

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coyotelips:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

Can you believe there are chocolate eggs that are illegal
Chocolate eggs

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