do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much
If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point
abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
hundred and hundreds of AUs
the power of a SMILE goes a long way.
“I was born a while ago…Now i’m here. Pretty cool.”
I FOUND IT OH MY GOD